happy halloweave

After a brief vacay, wherezmyweave is back with a vengeance. And when better to make our comeback than on Halloween? And what a Halloween it is!

red, weave and blue

Okay so there's no blue, but there's a red weave. Not only one, but two: one dry and one wet: a wet and wild red weave!

Left: Dry
Right: Wet

Wet and Wild Red weave


Dry Weave

april fresh weave

This dryer sheet was spotted in Brooklyn clinging to its better half- a weave. The picture is a little dark and hard to see, but trust.

west coast weave (in hand)

We received this photo from an avid wherezmyweave follower, who was traveling the west coast in search of weaves* when he bore witness to a RAVAW (random act of violence against weaves). Although it wasn't on the ground, it sure looks like it did something to piss that woman off, and probably ended up on the ground shortly after. Let's go to the source for a first-hand account:


I have no idea what fodder you need for your website, but the woman in the attached photo was aggressively throwing and shaking her weave at a San Francisco tour bus yesterday in the Tenderloin District at approximately 11:00am local time.




















*Not true.


Thanks Eric

sarah palin vs. weave on the ground

WINNER:
















LOSER:



















Some say that Sarah Palin won the VP debate against Joe Biden. It's debatable, but fine. However, there can be no doubt who won our poll "sarah palin vs. weave on the ground". The results speak for themselves:


Weave on the Ground: 42%
Ólafur Ragnar Grimsson: 28%
(r)evolution: 21%
Sarah Palin: 7%


7%, Sarah? Pathetic, but no surprise considering the competition. I think we all know what this poll shows: Weave on the Ground/Grimsson would do a damn better job than McCain/Palin. We welcome disagreements but just so you know, statistics are on our side.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

weavestick

We have what you've all been waiting for: the elusive weavestick!

"What the hell is a weavestick?" you may ask. Well, it is a hybrid: weave and sausage link (we think). No matter. A weave lover and good friend sent in some great shots of this weavestick that seems to have escaped from that garbage can. Yikes! Way to stay on the ground, weavestick! We support the fight for freedom and against terror, as well.





thanks Julian

lock of glory

I only have one word for this: WTF? How did this singular lock fall out and what was it doing on someone's head? Is it a partial bang? A sideburn? Were there multiple all attached to form a full head of hair? Its determined curliness is really admirable. Love it.

wherez my crayfish?

On Ocean Ave. Naturally.

We received this photo and a description of the experience (edited for the children).

"dude..a f****** crayfish on the ground in ny. I mean I guess it makes sense...it was on ocean ave..."

Poor confused crayfish! His little body gave up the ghost after eons (in crayfish time) of search the wrong Ocean for his friends. A moment of silence, please.

Thanks Italia and Brian