city hall weave

We received this gem along with some words of hope for the future of Manhattan:

City budget solved: go platinum! (better than the gold standard)

Damn straight.

Thanks Julian

inauguration weave

Yes, an inauguration weave. Control yourself, people. Along with the whole Obama thing, this sure convinces me that this country is headed in the right direction. 2 perfectly curled locks remind me of what our president says: (something like) there is no liberal America, there is no conservative America, there is only the United States of America. Sure, but I think I'll stay in New York just in case that's not so true... Anyway, there is no right strand or left strand, there is only a piece of a weave wrapped around itself in its glory by a mentos wrapper on the ground.


You know, along with being the capitol of the free world, DC sure has a lot of weaves on the ground for the masses.



thanks Matt

presidential weave en route

(ie weave on escalator in DC metro)

thanks Matt

obama loves weaves

Obama supports weaves. We(aves) support Obama! Just in time for the debate!

Campaigning to be the president of the United States is tiresome. So, in his free time, Obama likes to look for weaves on the ground.* (We understand cause so do we!) We also heard he is extending his "Hope" campaign to include "Hope... to find more weaves on the ground!"** Regardless of his stance on weaves, we think Obama is great and will suspend our weave-searching activities until tomorrow so we have enough time to prepare for the debate, watch it, and also watch Sarah Palin videos on YouTube. ***


*This has not been confirmed.
**We straight made that up.
***We aren't really "suspending" anything, so don't get worried. However, we will be watching the debates and funny Sarah Palin videos cause let's be honest, what's her deal? Doubt she loves weaves!